"You’re leaving?", he said.
Slipping back into her jeans, she smiled sweetly saying, “I always give oral before deciding about having sex. Oral is my litmus test. Smaller “party size” is pleasant, don’t get me wrong. It’s just “pleasant” doesn’t work for me. I need you all the way to the end of me with some to spare. Even that doesn’t work if I can close my fingers around you. That’s what I need. That’s what works for me. But I always do the litmus test and you were extremely pleasant. Did I answer your question?”
SO THEN I WAS LIKE “YOLORADO?” AND HE WAS LIKE “YEAAH” AND THEN I WAS LIKE “RICE CAKES DISCO?!” AND HE WAS LIKE “FORREALS” AND THAT IS I’M BRINGING THE #HOTSEXYDISCO TO MY LAST CROSS SAISON!
OH HAI STELVIO