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videogenic:

"You’re leaving?", he said.

Slipping back into her jeans, she smiled sweetly saying, “I always give oral before deciding about having sex. Oral is my litmus test. Smaller “party size” is pleasant, don’t get me wrong. It’s just “pleasant” doesn’t work for me. I need you all the way to the end of me with some to spare. Even that doesn’t work if I can close my fingers around you. That’s what I need. That’s what works for me. But I always do the litmus test and you were extremely pleasant. Did I answer your question?”

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I used to quite enjoy ………….?

Just had a bag of beef hula hoops, a penguin and a two fingered kit kat.

Fatty McFatFat

So alone

dboybaker:

the awakening

nomansland69:

Pet it.

nomansland69:

Pet it.

Help

WTF! This is Instagram, sort theself oot.

WTF! This is Instagram, sort theself oot.

wtfkits:

thismachinekillscobbles:

via @allenskratch

SO THEN I WAS LIKE “YOLORADO?” AND HE WAS LIKE “YEAAH” AND THEN I WAS LIKE “RICE CAKES DISCO?!” AND HE WAS LIKE “FORREALS” AND THAT IS I’M BRINGING THE #HOTSEXYDISCO TO MY LAST CROSS SAISON!

wtfkits:

thismachinekillscobbles:

via @allenskratch

SO THEN I WAS LIKE “YOLORADO?” AND HE WAS LIKE “YEAAH” AND THEN I WAS LIKE “RICE CAKES DISCO?!” AND HE WAS LIKE “FORREALS” AND THAT IS I’M BRINGING THE #HOTSEXYDISCO TO MY LAST CROSS SAISON!

Indeed

Indeed

bigringriding:

OH HAI STELVIO

Love this

bigringriding:

OH HAI STELVIO

Love this